Him:  “Darn it! I left those spreadsheets at the office again!” 

Her: “Hello?  Did you forget that we are toddlers?  We don’t actually have jobs.  We don’t even know how to put our own pants on…Let’s just hang out in these bathrobes until somebody shows up.”

You can get these cute and practical baby bathrobes online at Huckleberry Moon, Cookie Baby, or Lullaby Baby.

My little girl loves the water, if her baths are any indication. So I decided to take a leap and assume she would love the ocean too. And what better ocean attire is there than a little black & white sailor onesie? Ahoy, mate!

Yep, you heard right. Organic baby clothes. Apparently it’s not just the fruits and vegetables that we should be on the lookout for anymore. There’s a whole movement at places like Pure Beginnings. And it sure is a step in the right direction as far as I’m concerned.

Let’s just say that Beautiful Baby gets lots of attention when she’s out on the town in her Craftsbury slippers. She personally has the cotton candy pink version for the days when she’s feeling extra girly. They’re made out of Alpaca & Angora, and when those two double A materials come together, there’s magic to be made. Oh, and they’re only for little people size 3-6 months, so they’re definitely a “seize the day” type of footwear.

So it’s only fitting that they be wearing these cute cute pants by Star Yoga, don’t you think? They’re really comfy & cozy too, if the big people version are any indication. I’m rocking mine right now as a matter of fact. The softness of these pants is good because Beautiful Baby expects nothing less than supreme comfort. And why should she? The world is her’s.

Honestly, I think I could fill up Beautiful Baby’s little closet with only Zutano Baby Clothes and she would be perfectly satisfied with her options. As would I. The fabrics and designs are so cuddly and cute. Just look at this little outfit! The Peruvian-inspired hat is so soft. It’s like butta, baby. Zutano calls it “velure.” And apparently we both really like “velure.” Maybe a little too much.

Even though I like to keep Beautiful Baby’s name anonymous, I’ll let you in on the name of her Big Brother. It’s Google. Now you know. She even has a shirt to show her family loyalty.

This is for all the baby boys out there. When all you want to do is snuggle up with Daddy on the couch & watch “the game”, you should request these Urban Smalls baby track pants as your attire. They’re definitely the best option for a rainy SunDay/ManDay.

Beautiful Baby is currently rocking this tee from The Retro Baby as we speak. It’s 10:30 a.m. and we’ve already been up for 5 1/2 hours; Welcome to Motherhood Everybody!!!!!

My point is that all of those people were wrong.  The most accurate reflection of you is your baby.  That’s why you want her to look awesome all the time, and pretty cool, kind of like you.

So, the next time you’re shopping online at The Puma Store, check out the footwear for infants.

Everyone will think you your kid is the coolest.